A 4-footer
The other day a package arrived for me. It was a round tube, about four feet long and several inches wide.
"It's a dildo," my husband guessed.
Often, when I get a package in the mail, it's a sex toy from Eden Fantasys. I haven't done one for a while, as I haven't blogged for a while, but I'm a sex toy reviewer for that company. In exchange for free toys I write reviews for them. (If you are interested in learning more, ask me.)
Even before I looked at it, I was pretty sure the package wasn't from Eden Fantasys. I was pretty sure it was from AllPosters.com. I'd ordered this print of Kissing on VJ Day - Times Square - May 8th, 1945. I've been wanting to do some decorating in our bedroom and I'm going for a romantic theme.
"It's not a dildo," I told him. "It's a poster."
"It might be a dildo."
"A 4-foot long dildo?" I asked?
"Might be."
I opened the package and alas, it was not a 4-foot long dildo. Now that would make a decorating statement. And romantic? Oh, boy.
8 comments:
I have that same poster and I had it professionally framed. It's leaning against my dining room wall right now because I can't put holes in my apartment walls, but someday it will end up in my bedroom as well.
Thanks for commenting Lea. Isn't that the best print? I love the way his arm is pulling her to him. I wish I knew if he knew her or if they were just celebrating and he just grabbed the nearest willing girl. It has that spontaneity about it, I could see that being the case.
Anyway, I'm going to buy a frame for it but maybe I can spring for the professional framing... For now I poster frame will have to do.
that would have been some review it it was a 4-footer.
I want to review sex toys!
And that would have made a serious statement. I can't wait for Game On by Jack Vettriano to come to AllPosters.com. Talk about sexy and romantic.
happy husband: for sure!
Rae: I sent you an email about it. Also, I LOVE Jack Vettriano. We have his The singing butler and dance me to the end of love. The first is my favorite.
I had not heard of or seen Game On until you mentioned it. That is so perfect. Not sure if I am brave enough to display it in my bedroom but ...
Wow...such a dunce...we rarely use dildos either...
I am pretty useless around here, huh?
Well, I would NOT say useless. In the sense that you won't have much to say about cock sucking, which I write about a lot, yes. But I also write about getting my pussy licked and how I used to have issues with that. I'm sure that's a subject you can chime in on. It's just the last few posts have been pretty cock-centric, lol.
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